Are you interested in the particle manipulation and Zero Point Energy? Multi-verse theory and inter-dimensional travel? Emotional modification through immersive technologies? If you have interests in alignment with the ones above, contact the Black Matter Foundation. They are currently looking for technological experts and novel research projects. Lend them your brain or let their brains do the work and help you solve the mysteries of the universe.
But who is the Black Matter Foundation? While little is currently known, they have had a clandestine hand in many well known projects, ranging from the Manhattan Project to CERN’s Large Hadron Collider to the CIA’s Project MKUltra. They are currently looking for industry leaders to assist in their Zero Point Energy Project and for drone pilots to help with a Weaponized Drone Project. To use their own works:
For nearly 80 years we have provided a concierge service cultivated from a network of experts working together to solve problems of any magnitude. Through the discipline of rumination, and practices of science and engineering, we work to decipher the enigma of life’s challenges for you. Together our team has facilitated projects as large as the Manhattan Project and as small as Particle Acceleration.
Your first step is to contact the Black Matter Foundation: you can submit a research proposal, discuss your interest in one of their projects, or just tell them a little bit about your technical skills. If you are a good fit, they will provide you with an access code to join their team. This access code will give you access to an application and questionnaire. Don’t wait too long through; testing will begin shortly. For current customers, a phone line exists for any question–just make sure you have your project passcode ready.
We have already submitted ours; what are you waiting for? They take pride in capturing the best and brightest minds alive. Join Black Matter Foundation today!
